From the body English of flirtatious conduct to a litany of professional pick-up lines, he will lead sundry students to screw-up after screw-up. Inherent is his joy, after all, in making us all drown in the same roiling eddies of that river of fancied passion, where only the brave and the bald can bob up and down to cleanse themselves of a “facial gayuma.”

In a pheromone-dictated parallel universe, we would do well to arm ourselves with all the knowledge on Biblical knowing found in these pages. Thus should our evenings midnights and wee hours turn into models of satiety if not frustration Either way we can thank the author, and “touch him in the moaning.”

Taken from the book’s Foreword
by KripYuson
Palanca Awards Hall of Famer
Arts and culture columnist, Philippine Star
Creative writing professor, Ateneo de Manila University